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Out Of Office

Life onboard cruise ships are vastly different to work on land……..or is it. I was thinking this today as I realised that I had just

Harry Potter And The Curse Of The Virgin Ribs

Having 1,000 kids onboard I felt it necessary to add some child friendly activities involving myself. So, after a lot of thinking I decided to ...

Bit Of A Bad Mood Blog

I am such a huge Queen Mary 2 size idiot………I missed Mother’s Day……….I missed not only wishing my Mum, the woman that brought me up ...

The Name Game

I remember a comment on the blog last month commenting that it had taken nearly an hour from arrival at embarkation to actually walking on ...

Aliens, Elizebeth And Heidi

I have to admit something to you which may change your opinion of me. Last night before I went to bed……….. I killed four men. The ...

Dive?…..My Arse

I was speaking to bloggers Sharon and Marcus this week who told me that they went on a Beginners Scuba Tour in Cozumel this cruise……..and ...

Tandi

Yesterday was a very busy day yet filled with joyous moments……..like when I read this comment. Guest: Mrs. ______ Ref: 83977012A Cabin: _____ Booking#: _____ Added-Changed: 03/09/10 ...

Suffering From Moles And Wind

So Heidi returned to our home after it being empty of her and Kye and me for three weeks. And while she returned to normality ...

Kentucky Fried Medicine

And so it begins… Guest: Mrs. ______ Ref: 846006032A Cabin: ___ Booking#: ______ Added-Changed: 03/07/10 – 03/07/10 GUESTS WANTS THE OSCARS ON THE GIANT SCREEN Mrs._____ said that she ...

Hair Today, Gone on Saturday

I have a stomach that looks like I have built an awning over my thingy……I have a Brazilian rain forest growing out of my nose ...

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