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When The Saints Go Marching In

As you know, on Saturday, I went on a shopping expedition to Wal-Mart for essential supplies and nipple pads which was I must say a

Take Your Time

Do you remember the chap I was talking about the other day that wanted quicker service in the dining room? Well, he has been on ...

A Fascination With Skiing

I called my friend Tim Lawrence yesterday. I was his best man at his wedding and yesterday he and his wife Hazel celebrated their 10th ...

Size Isn’t Everything………Being Delicious…….Is!

While I love the names of our Carnival ships there is no doubt that some of the best names in the industry belong to Costa ...

Fun Times Are Just Around The Corner

The entertainment techs here on your Carnival Dream along with a splattering of musicians and others within my department extremely excited. I saw some of ...

Remembering How To Be A Cruise Director

On Friday I opened my e mails to find out that along with the offer of a bigger penis that I had received an e-mail ...

One Of Those Weeks

I guess because I have been traveling, flying and getting back into the swing of being a Cruise Director I haven’t had time to sit ...

Keep It Down Tiger

Morning everyone. I can’t sleep……so here I sit at 5:45am in my cabin…………..in my underpants. And while I sit and write in cabin 8325, CNN ...

Are You Talking To Me?

Meet Annie one of the new Entertainment Staff here on your Carnival Dream. Except Annie is not her name………..it’s a nickname………..for obvious reasons and it’s one ...

M.I.C…..K.E.Y……O.U.S.O.B

Flying on my birthday was about as much fun as rectal surgery but despite the fact that I was seated next to a man whose ...

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