Bill and Blanche

[Jamman]

BILL AND BLANCHE



Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say,

" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
Blanche always replied,

" I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
" Blanche, I'm 85 years old.

If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "
To this, Blanche replied,

" Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "
The pilot overheard the couple and said,

" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,

" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed! "

Bill replied,


" Well, to tell you the truth
I almost said something when Blanche fell out,

But you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

[connie seabee]

Ha Ha! Thanks for the morning chuckle.

[KathyC]

That made me chuckle. Taking the grandkids to the state fair this Sat--think we'll stay away from any helicopters!

[maw]

Lol good one Janman

[Karry]

You posted that at the right time: when Patty is on vacation! Thanks for the share; very funny and didn't see that coming at all!

[Calgon1]

QUACK !! Hey GloBug! Wanna go for a ride??????