A recently divorced exective picks up his brand-new Corvette convertible and drives out of the car dealership. As he is going down the I-5 Freeway, he decides to see what his new toy can do. He increases his speed to 90 mph, enjoying the wind whipping through the little hair that is left on his head. "Amazing," he says to himself. He jams the pedal down even more and starts clocking 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Then he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees a CHP patrol officer right behind him lights flashing and siren blaring. He pulls over. The officer pulls in behind him, walks up to the Corvette, looks at his watch and says, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me one good reason for your speeding that I've never heard of before, I'll let you go on your way." The executive pauses, then says, "Sir, my wife recently ran off with a CHP office, and I thought you were bringing her back to me!" The officer says, "Very well. Enjoy the rest of your drive!"