As the flight gets under way, the pilot's voice comes over the p a system to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot. "You know what would relax me right now? A cup of coffee and a nice back massage from that new stewardess." The flight crew is horrified. One of the stewardesses runs toward the cockpit to advise the pilot of his boo-boo. One of the passengers calls out to her, "Don't forget the coffee!"