Extra--Funny Inspirational Quotes


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Funny Inspirational Quotes:

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. -
Vidal Sassoon

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. -
Joe Girard

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. –

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. -
George Bernard Shaw

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. -
Mark Twain

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. -
Billie Burke

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. -
Maureen Dowd

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. -
Mark Twain

The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.-
Malcolm Forbes

I cannot afford to waste my time making money - Louis Agassiz

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. –

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. -
Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -
Robert Frost

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. -
Robert Bresson

Hope is the dream of the waking man. –

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. -
Tao Te Ching

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. - Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. -
Yogi Berra

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. -
Robert Benchley

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. -
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible. –

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. -
Mae Wes

The most important thing is not to stop questioning. -
Albert Einstein

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
- Unknown