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Extra--Funny Inspirational Quotes

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by Jeanie, Nov 9, 2010.

  1. Jeanie

    Jeanie Well-Known Member

    Funny Inspirational Quotes:

    The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. -
    Vidal Sassoon

    The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. -
    Joe Girard

    To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking. –

    We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. -
    George Bernard Shaw

    The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. -
    Mark Twain

    Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. -
    Billie Burke

    The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. -
    Maureen Dowd

    All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. -
    Mark Twain

    The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.-
    Malcolm Forbes

    I cannot afford to waste my time making money - Louis Agassiz

    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. –

    If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. – Unknown

    The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. -
    Albert Einstein

    The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. -
    Robert Frost

    When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. -
    Robert Bresson

    Hope is the dream of the waking man. –

    He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened. -
    Tao Te Ching

    It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question. - Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

    If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. -
    Yogi Berra

    It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. -
    Robert Benchley

    It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. -
    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

    With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible. –

    Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. -
    Mae Wes

    The most important thing is not to stop questioning. -
    Albert Einstein

    Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
    - Unknown

  2. earl_m

    earl_m Social Host

    Good Ones!!

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