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Finish the sentence --- a story

seamom

Well-Known Member
#26
abandon their ducky gear, and line up at attention for scrutiny by the captain. All cruise addicts, often adorned with sun shaped pins and marked tshirts were told to take one giant step forward and..............
 

seamom

Well-Known Member
#28
......"honestly, it's only an electronic f*rt machine!" as his blonde bimbo wife in the red dress looked at him as if about to 'sue'. "The guy you should be more suspicious of is.....................
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
#30
....allow the passengers on this ship to enter the dining room without using the hand sanitizers....just look what happens when norovirus strikes!"

The CD, now at his wits end called....
 

glo-ree-bee

Well-Known Member
#31
"ALL HANDS ON DECK!" Immediately, hands of 750 passengers were slapped down on the deck allowing their ample bottoms to salute the sky. What a ====
 

seamom

Well-Known Member
#32
..view those people back home watching the webcam had!!! "Ahoy", said Maw who was typing on her daily office ramble, "I recognize that bottom second on the left. That's..............."
 

Corky

Well-Known Member
#34
...and there's Paw, in his blue shorts. Now all of the passengers know something major is up, but neither the Captain, nor the CD, have fully explained themselves...so Calgon gives a couple of quacks and...
 

seamom

Well-Known Member
#35
Shipmaven rises to address the crowd. "Fellow cruise-addicts, fine feathered friends, lend me your ear. I come not to party and laugh til all hours of the night but to.................
 

Corky

Well-Known Member
#37
and everyone :biggrin: and :biggrin: and :biggrin: because they knew that if that were true, Maw would have a frying pan in her hands, ready to hit Paw!!! But, nonetheless, the mystery continued, and then, there was a shriek....