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Finish the sentence --- a story

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by glo-ree-bee, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ...did you see the guy who spells his name backwards? Last seen, he was wearing a duck vest and..............
     
  2. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ..blasting away on a duck call!! The captain rolled his eyes and...
     
  3. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    turned on his heels, grabbed the CD and said....
     
  4. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    .."Deal with these crazy people!"

    In order to bring some order to the situation the CD ordered that a.....
     
  5. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    full investigation be made, and that all passengers...
     
    Last edited: Jan 27, 2011
  6. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    abandon their ducky gear, and line up at attention for scrutiny by the captain. All cruise addicts, often adorned with sun shaped pins and marked tshirts were told to take one giant step forward and..............
     
  7. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ...empty their pockets! The first passenger emptied his pockets onto the bar and said...
     
  8. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ......"honestly, it's only an electronic f*rt machine!" as his blonde bimbo wife in the red dress looked at him as if about to 'sue'. "The guy you should be more suspicious of is.....................
     
  9. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    hanging his head in the men's room toilet puking up orange flavored jello and cocktail shrimp. I don't think you should ------
     
  10. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ....allow the passengers on this ship to enter the dining room without using the hand sanitizers....just look what happens when norovirus strikes!"

    The CD, now at his wits end called....
     
  11. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    "ALL HANDS ON DECK!" Immediately, hands of 750 passengers were slapped down on the deck allowing their ample bottoms to salute the sky. What a ====
     
  12. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ..view those people back home watching the webcam had!!! "Ahoy", said Maw who was typing on her daily office ramble, "I recognize that bottom second on the left. That's..............."
     
  13. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    BSeaBob...when did the Mounties let him go and what were they thinking when they did?....
     
  14. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    ...and there's Paw, in his blue shorts. Now all of the passengers know something major is up, but neither the Captain, nor the CD, have fully explained themselves...so Calgon gives a couple of quacks and...
     
  15. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    Shipmaven rises to address the crowd. "Fellow cruise-addicts, fine feathered friends, lend me your ear. I come not to party and laugh til all hours of the night but to.................
     
  16. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    take Paw back to my cabin.

    All eyes rolled................
     
  17. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    and everyone :biggrin: and :biggrin: and :biggrin: because they knew that if that were true, Maw would have a frying pan in her hands, ready to hit Paw!!! But, nonetheless, the mystery continued, and then, there was a shriek....
     
  18. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    as Mary Ann came running out of her cabin.

    The color on her face..............
     
  19. Jeanie

    Jeanie Well-Known Member

    yellow as the the ducks, all feathers on deck
     
  20. Mr. Utley

    Mr. Utley Well-Known Member

    were sucked into the engine room, and the ship began to
     

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