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Finish the sentence --- a story

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by glo-ree-bee, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    fly through the water with the greatest of ease. It went so fast that men were losing their toupees and women had troubles with -----
  2. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ....their red hats! Clearly this cruise was filled with women of "a certain age"! The red hats were flying and the purple skirts were...
  3. BSeabob

    BSeabob Reinststed due to good behavior-Subject to change Staff Member

    sucked into the engines with the feathers. Clearly this cruise was .....
  4. Mr. Utley

    Mr. Utley Well-Known Member

    quickly becoming a cougar cruise. "Stay away from the funnel deck!" the Captain yelled. We're starting to lose
  5. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist


    Get the ladies skirts to help sail...............
  6. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ....the dinghies!! ..And someone corral those hats for...
  7. Tobyn

    Tobyn Well-Known Member

    . . . oars! Next time I am going to tell those Ducks . . . .
  8. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ...."If you Robber Duckies can't behave yourselves you are going to have to be left on the pier"!

    At long last power was restored to the engines and duckies had put their belongings back into their pockets. The CD was busy organizing the QUACKERS QUEST when the chef......
  9. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    came out with his order pad and asked who wished fois gras for dinner that night. Of course, this offering was met with....
  10. Jeanie

    Jeanie Well-Known Member

    or swim to the ship and who will catch them
  11. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ...booos and hissses...or was it nasty quacks as they were tired and cranky from escaping people trying to catch them for dinner. They waddled off to bed, only to be replaced and starting their own trouble on deck, the..................
  12. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ...silly Canada Geese! Seamom Goose had just begun to lead the gaggle in a couple of rounds of Balderdash when....
  13. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ...there was a tremendous scream from Funnel on the Funnel Deck! "Stop those silly definitions for a minute and come see this ..............................
  14. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    .....There are millions of bugs swarming around here...GLO BUGS!! Someone yelled....
  15. Jeanie

    Jeanie Well-Known Member

    all hands on deck, all hands on deck, the bugs are coming, where is
  16. Mbandy

    Mbandy Well-Known Member

    GLO BUGS!! Oh no! not that!!! Someone call the fire department!! Well, OK, that guy from Michigan will do. The chief of security found the firefighter from Michigan in....
  17. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ...the bathtub. It was filled with bubbles and he was mumbling..."Calgon, take me away"! His Sunflower was rolling her eyes and begging him to.....
  18. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    pull the plug and quit forever blowing bubbles. He remarked the she shouldn't have served beans with ----
  19. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    the sushi she got from the buffet last night. Speaking of the buffet, shouldn't we be getting down to the casino to meet.............
  20. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    up with the odd couple from Duluth. I mean, come on, swimming in the pool with snorkel gear, what are they afraid of?

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