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Finish the sentence --- a story

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by glo-ree-bee, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    Sharks!!! They are afraid of sharks!!! They've heard that the only "safe" place to snorkel is in the swimming pool, and they want to do it, and they are from Duluth, so there you go. But what they found in the pool wasn't sharks, it was....
     
  2. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    Corky, bobbing about! :) She had just been up on the bridge and was bursting to tell everyone that while she was there.............
     
  3. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    the captain made advances towards her.

    She tried to get out through the door but..............
     
  4. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    right then, a pod of whales passed across the bow of the ship, causing the crew to come rushing through the door as the ship listed to starboard.

    "It's those darn passengers, all running to one side of the ship to see them. Quick, balance the ship by..................
     
  5. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    sending the captain to the port side.

    That seems to be.............
     
  6. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    working as he was a rather PORTly gentleman.. tee hee..... so Corky ran out and crashed into...................
     
  7. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    the Star Board! (a little more tee hee!!) This was the bulletin board where the CD's assistant kept track of the prizes given away at.....
     
  8. Mr. Utley

    Mr. Utley Well-Known Member

    Bingo! Look out cried the CD, the balls are getting away! He started to gather them in...
     
  9. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    the pockets of his generous sized pants but alas ------
     
  10. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    Mister D21 happened to pass at that very moment and said....are those bingo balls in your pockets or.....................
     
  11. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ...the laundry had failed to mend the holes in his pockets and the balls continued to roll around the floor causing....
     
  12. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    the waiter coming down the hall with glasses of champagne for the art auction to throw the tray up in the air as he slipped on the rolling obstacles in his path. Donna DSW and Niecez were quick in action and grabbed a glass in each hand without losing a drop and toasted...............
     
  13. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    Maw and Paw.

    They had completed their renewal of vows..............
     
  14. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    and the Krazy Kruizers had been their witnesses so everyone was showered with confetti as they entered the room. The flowergirl was the biggest surprise of all because it was...................
     
  15. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    Daw!! Oh, how Maw & Paw were surprised to see Daw aboard the ship. After the reception, Maw threw her bouquet and guess who caught it?...
     
  16. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    Duskbat!! Congratulations............and the calypso steel band played on til the wee hours. As the sunset, leaning on the shiprail were Bostongal and Lisa63 who looked quite concerned because...........
     
  17. BSeabob

    BSeabob Reinststed due to good behavior-Subject to change Staff Member

    The air was full of falling batwings. They covered...
     
  18. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ...yuck! the chocolate buffet. But never fear! Jeanie will find a thought for the day to get them all through this and RickCuervo, well, he.............
     
  19. Mr. Utley

    Mr. Utley Well-Known Member

    the navigation equipment sights and the ship headed off on a course to....
     
  20. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ...drop the Cruise-addicts off one by one at their nearest home ports. They'd never get bored as Beryl was having her world famous trivia contests which filled the theatre and today's theme was in honour of...........
     

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