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Finish the sentence --- a story

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by glo-ree-bee, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    Capt. John & April...who were also celebrating their anniversary. Champagne was flowing for all, but alas, all good things must come to an end. Except for those lucky ones of us who are doing a B2B!! Yahoo!! BUT

    But wait, there is a problem with some of us and our passports...well of course it is.....
     
  2. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    are being closely checked. Wonder why? Could it be because someone ===
     
  3. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ....is traveling on a stolen one??? The Immigration officers are conferring with the Captain! They appear to believe that it's one of the Robber Ducks! There is much bustling around and lots of to-ing and fro-ing! Everyone looks very concerned! An announcement comes over the PA system. It is very difficult to understand because of all the commotion but sounds like.... "Will Mrs. Duckbill Platypus from Caribe Deck cabin 636 please report immediately to....
     
  4. Mr. Utley

    Mr. Utley Well-Known Member

    the karaoke lounge, where you will be lashed to a chair for the remainder of the cruise unless you immediately...
     
  5. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    start singing Patsy Cline songs, moving into some Louis Armstrong songs...if you can't, you'll be.....
     
  6. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    .you wll be facing the consequences of your dreadful behaviour"! Poor Duckbill was in a dreadful state. She had not been traveling on a stolen passport...in fact she had no idea what was going on at all! She had lost her red hat, her purple skirt was in shreds, her ankle was sprained after skidding on bingo balls! This was indeed the worst cruise she had ever ......
     
  7. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    Had....But, instead of tucking her tail behind her, she climbed the main mast sail, and Quacked, "Listen Up all of you screw heads and trouble makers...because of you I have, and I quote..."lost my red hat, my purple skirt is in shreds, my ankle is sprained after skidding on bingo balls! This is indeed the worst cruise I've had, ever .....and now, if all of this funny business doesn't end now, I will call in the....
     
  8. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    .....Marines.....YIKES.....howled Leatherneck as he headed for....
     
  9. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    the Purser's desk to command some help for the situation! On the way, however, he ran into Cruise Cutie who had a problem of her own...........
     
  10. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    ....someone had stolen her duct tape, boxes and boxes of it....now however will she ever make her....
     
  11. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    ..strapless dress apparatus for the Captain's cocktail party!! She didn't have to worry for long because Connie Seabee came along and suggested.............
     
  12. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    ....Bailing wire! Cutes just .....
     
  13. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    ...thought that was a swell idea and made herself a Hoop Skirt out of the bailing wire, and while she was at it she made a camisole top and a shawl, and even shoes, with the tiniest of heels. Well, now she is in a pickle, where shall she wear her new clothing? So she calls for the on-boad chorus line and they.....
     
  14. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    suggested a rodeo! Cowboys always are handy with bailing wire and they would appreciate someone so creative. So ----- the CD decided that the next evening there would be something spectacular --- a rodeo on board ship. The only problem was how to get ------
     
  15. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    huge bulls aboard. They had to do some fast thinking, they felt horses could swim. But those bulls... What they ended up doing was floating each one to the ship via rubber zodiac. But right in the middle of one of the trips, it happened...
     
  16. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    - the zodiac ruptered.

    The bull soared through the air making aim for..................
     
  17. Mr. Utley

    Mr. Utley Well-Known Member

    the water slide. It's weight was too much and it flew off at the second turn landing squarely on...
     
  18. GloBug

    GloBug Senior Flea Coller Tester

    He Who Spells His Name Backwards, which it turns out was a good thing, because we all know he is full of ...
     
  19. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    ....good and laughter and is strong, so he can handle something like a Bull falling upon his head!! He just got up, brushed himself off, and said...Quack to you too, Buddy....lassoed the bull and then, started charging $2 bills for rides to all of the kiddies, this worked out well, until.....
     
  20. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    the purser showed up demanding his cut of the profits.

    He then emptied his pockets................
     

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