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Finish the sentence --- a story

Corky

Well-Known Member
#81
Capt. John & April...who were also celebrating their anniversary. Champagne was flowing for all, but alas, all good things must come to an end. Except for those lucky ones of us who are doing a B2B!! Yahoo!! BUT

But wait, there is a problem with some of us and our passports...well of course it is.....
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
#83
....is traveling on a stolen one??? The Immigration officers are conferring with the Captain! They appear to believe that it's one of the Robber Ducks! There is much bustling around and lots of to-ing and fro-ing! Everyone looks very concerned! An announcement comes over the PA system. It is very difficult to understand because of all the commotion but sounds like.... "Will Mrs. Duckbill Platypus from Caribe Deck cabin 636 please report immediately to....
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
#86
.you wll be facing the consequences of your dreadful behaviour"! Poor Duckbill was in a dreadful state. She had not been traveling on a stolen passport...in fact she had no idea what was going on at all! She had lost her red hat, her purple skirt was in shreds, her ankle was sprained after skidding on bingo balls! This was indeed the worst cruise she had ever ......
 

Corky

Well-Known Member
#87
Had....But, instead of tucking her tail behind her, she climbed the main mast sail, and Quacked, "Listen Up all of you screw heads and trouble makers...because of you I have, and I quote..."lost my red hat, my purple skirt is in shreds, my ankle is sprained after skidding on bingo balls! This is indeed the worst cruise I've had, ever .....and now, if all of this funny business doesn't end now, I will call in the....
 

seamom

Well-Known Member
#89
the Purser's desk to command some help for the situation! On the way, however, he ran into Cruise Cutie who had a problem of her own...........
 

seamom

Well-Known Member
#91
..strapless dress apparatus for the Captain's cocktail party!! She didn't have to worry for long because Connie Seabee came along and suggested.............
 

Corky

Well-Known Member
#93
...thought that was a swell idea and made herself a Hoop Skirt out of the bailing wire, and while she was at it she made a camisole top and a shawl, and even shoes, with the tiniest of heels. Well, now she is in a pickle, where shall she wear her new clothing? So she calls for the on-boad chorus line and they.....
 

glo-ree-bee

Well-Known Member
#94
suggested a rodeo! Cowboys always are handy with bailing wire and they would appreciate someone so creative. So ----- the CD decided that the next evening there would be something spectacular --- a rodeo on board ship. The only problem was how to get ------
 

Flyingfish

Well-Known Member
#95
huge bulls aboard. They had to do some fast thinking, they felt horses could swim. But those bulls... What they ended up doing was floating each one to the ship via rubber zodiac. But right in the middle of one of the trips, it happened...
 

Corky

Well-Known Member
#99
....good and laughter and is strong, so he can handle something like a Bull falling upon his head!! He just got up, brushed himself off, and said...Quack to you too, Buddy....lassoed the bull and then, started charging $2 bills for rides to all of the kiddies, this worked out well, until.....