Finish the sentence --- a story

Corky

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was to hit the casino, because no one else was there...so they won lots and lots of money, as the slots were loose, and the dealers looser. :doubleup: Then, all of the C@ nurses, and the staff of the ship, partied throughout the night - no bottle of liquor was left unopened. A good time was had by all. Then, all of a sudden, the was a bump in the night, the ship was grounded, oh-oh....and with their eyes wide open, look where we are they say.....
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
We're at the Panama Canal...we have run into a donkey....BSeaBob is going to be ecstatic! Cutes pulls herself together and runs to tell him the great news. Indeed BSea is over the moon......until he drags himself out of his bunk and up onto the Sun Deck to check it all out! To his surprise (though to no one else's).....
 

Corky

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he sees that pirates are trying to board. So Bsea nd the C@ nurses take up arms, chairs, forks and knives as they said No Pirate (except for Capt. Jack Sparrow :biggrin: ) will ever board our ship uninvited!! They fought and they fought, and finally they were victorious. And just as soon as the battle was over, a big wave came and push the ship off the sandbar... and then they were adrift, headed for.....
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
.....more trouble! Why oh why does trouble follow this ship everywhere it goes! Adventure is one thing but the black cloud that hangs over this ship is something else and it is all set to deliver.....
 

Corky

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one last blast of a bad storm, it lasts only a mere 30 mins, and then, lo and behold the ship is in beautiful :sunny: , not a cloud in the sky. Everyone runs to the top decks, they are all out of quarantine now, and are dressed in their swim suits and trunks, and ready to soak up the sun. The Captain, seeing such a frenzy of happiness going on, has the crew set up a BBQ on Deck 14, and decides to head the ship.....
 

seamom

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for Australia to check up on Jill B! Meantime, the pax all decided to practice G'day Mate and swig a few Toohies until............
 

glo-ree-bee

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the Captain and CD announced that there would be a belly dancing contest, both for men and women. The older ladies were shocked to think that ---
 

Corky

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...the men were going to hula dance. But then, they all laughed and said, we don't care, we're going to Australia to pick up JillB!!! So they danced and they danced and they danced. And on this day, fun was had by all. No problems occurred, just fun, sun, drink. And then, it was dinner time and the whole lot of the pax showed up at the dining room at the same time, this is when the .......
 

glo-ree-bee

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waiters slapped their heads and ran into the kitchen. "We have way too many people trying to eat at once and not enough tables and chairs. Now what do we do?"

The chef stuck his head out the door and said ===
 

seamom

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"START A FOOD FIGHT....that will distract them and give us time to cook".

So a waiter picked up a shrimp cocktail and started tossing them around the room........ E was torn as to choosing to throw his Alfredo or key lime pie and chose brussell sprouts to pelt the waiter. To everyone's shock, Beryl..................
 

glo-ree-bee

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chose the lobster shell to toss because she had eaten every little morsel that once was the lobster. Before long the air was littered with food and fruit and cheeses and desserts and my gosh even a ------
 

seamom

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...flaming Alaska but don't worry! Pass the Peas was there to extinguish it with a soda bottle. The Maitre d' screamed "That's enough!!!...there's a buffet for everyone on the Lido deck so join the chacha line and follow me and..................
 

GloBug

Senior Flea Coller Tester
Put your left foot in,
Put your left foot out,
Put your left foot in
And shake it all about...
But a loud voice was heard to shout HOKEY! This is pokey, and I'm in a hurry for the chocolate buffet! And with that, Mary Ann strapped on her in-line skates, and zoomed past everyone, leaving all the C@'s in the dust! As the crowd gathered on the Lido deck, they discovered that....
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
Mary Ann was not alone. It turns out that Mary Ann thought Pokey was a little puppy! (Surely we are all familiar with The Pokey Little Puppy.) Now we all know that puppies (including Yorkshire Terrorists) are not permitted to enjoy chocolate buffets...whether they are aboard a cruise ship or not! Mary Ann was so intent on saving Pokey from himself that she had not bothered to check if Pokey was indeed a puppy. When she skidded to a stop...hands planted firmly in a bowl of chocolate bread pudding..... she was surprised to find that Pokey was actually a.....
 

Corky

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Clown.....who was hired, flown in by helicopter actually, to treat all of the Past Passengers at their special Cocktail party, but of course, none of that is going to happen because....
 

GloBug

Senior Flea Coller Tester
... there was a great commotion in the waters off the port side. Bubbling and frothing, the waters parted and Neptune himself rose out of the deep blue sea. Holding his trident in one hand, he gestured with the other. He had a message for all on the ship, which was ...
 

Beryl

Trivia Specialist
.....All Shellbacks to the Neptune Pool...It is time to test out all the Pollywogs as we cross the Equator! At this all the cruisers who had not yet crossed the Equator aboard a ship began to disperse quickly...heading for their cabins in an attempt to avoid the dunking they knew was coming! All the seasoned Sons of Neptune were quick to put a stop to this and the Pollywogs were coralled and marched up to the Neptune Pool where....
 

Corky

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one by one they all got dunked. Of course, All the seasoned Sons of Neptune :clap: and :clap: as this was a very joyous occasion. As the ship was crossing the equator, our most traveled cruisers, Shipmaven and Red Stripe, stood up and announced....
 

BSeabob

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that after checking it was found that they were actually sisters. It seems that one of the reason that Mary Ann's Dad was on the Cruise Ships early last century going back and forth from England was.......
 

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