Guilty. One time the waiter sucked, but the ass't waiter more than made up for it. We switched the recommended amounts, and gave the ass't the full waiter's tip and the waiter the assistant waiter's portion. On the same cruise, the Maitre'd came by once--on tip night--so he got an empty envelope.
Have you ever slapped yourself in the head for falling for the "t-shirt sale frenzy" on the pool deck when they are a quarter of the price on the pier?
Not guilty--it's always a scramble to try and find a flight that doesn't cost more than the cruise! LOL!
Ever wish you could correct the appalling table manners of your dinner companions like you can your kids?