Not guilty-why bother? If you can't find a drink on a ship with 50 bars, you are a hurting doggie! LOL! Had some tablemates who brought a gallon jug of cheap wine to the table, "so we only have to pay corkage (cap screwage?) fee once!"
Ever play "stump the bartender" and end up with something really strange--but you bought it anyway?
Guilty--but got saved by a storm. Supposed to go on a (pre-booked) catamaran snorkel tour, but it was way too early for us that morning. We decided we would blow it off, and then a thunderstorm came up so they cancelled. We got our way!
Ever grit your teeth while tablemates talk about the (much better) tour they got on the dock when you shelled out the big bucks for the ship's excursion to the same place?