Just wanted to say, "Good Morning," to all of the ladies that post on this board, and hope that both of you have a wonderful day. Just to show that there are no hard feelings, "Hi," to all of the other females who post here, too....... ** If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... Would you go to lunch or to a movie? Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, let her do the dishes in the dark. Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Never mind that why was she out of the house? Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A. Made her chain too long. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry her.... Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home."