A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 276, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
By the way.......anyone bring an extra tank of propane........we just ran out here in Toronto so the lambburgers are being broiled indoors....................anyone bring some bags of ice for the frozen thingees? Glad we got another blender.
I'll bring my famous broccoli/bacon salad....don't say YUCK until you've tried it! Also the Amaratto to sweeten the whipped cream that is to decorate the strawberry shortcaked that korinalacount is bringing along!
OMG..........PAVLOVA..........Jill!!! I just popped a wee merinque in my mouth(really) but it's nothing to having the real thing!! But what's a jump steak,...kangaroo??
Bacon and broccoli sounds like a good combo? I'll try it.
Oh no..waterguns...lol...I'm the meanest mom in the neighbourhood when those come over...lol YOu'll find me in the hammock over in that corner yakking with suer and a very wet Hooked...:lol Now nobody squeal and tell him my push was the one that finally toppled him.....Connie...sorry that he pulled you in with him!! :lol