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Maw's Office Ramble

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TinaLee

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I think this guy needs duct tape

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red stripe

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oh that poor guy.. I bet he stays hot in the summer.
BTW.. did someone say that there is now a clear duct tape??
I may have found a use for it :lol
 
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red stripe

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thanks peaches.. I got delivery of the strapless bra today... now I have not worn one in years... They have not improved :lol it still feels as if I will take two steps and the thing will be on my waist.... so I thought that to keep from suddenly looking as if I have two sets of boobs.. that a band of this around the bottom may do the trick :grin
 
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red stripe

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And another thing...... why do they put those rabbit ears in a c or d cup???

Ok, I can see it if you order an A cup, and perhaps a B cup..but a C or D??? give me a break! :grin

I used to have a large collection of those ears.. they were great for crafts around Easter :lol
but then you are left with those empty pockets..... I found they are a great place to stash your cash (bills not coins) when heading out on an island :grin
 
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alaskanpeach

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What rabbit ears are you talking about? I don't wear strapless bras so I have no clue as to what you are talking about. LOL
 
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defritz

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alaskanpeach, she's talking about the foam inserts that go into the cups.

Red, what I used to do with my strapless bra's (I hate those things too!!) was saftey pin them to my clothing. Worked pretty well! :thumb
 
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red stripe

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well tonight I heard of a great breakthrough.. it may even replace duct tape...

3M spray on glue.... HONEST!....

the beauty pageant people use it... you spray the parts of your bod.. (in this case your boobs) and then put your gown on, You position yourself in the gown.. you do not move :lol nothing spills out. and it will wash out with soap and water :grin
 
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Cruise cutie

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=lolgang................OMG RED........ROTFLMAO..........I was so intrigued by the 3D spray glue..I said to Mark I'll go buy some..and he's like what would I ; meaning himself want THAT for??..Oh that's right for YOU Joanne and that pink gown..OMG I was =rofl AGAIN ..he is just so fresh with his humor...he said I take away all the joy from that dress now with that spray glue..=rofl...

welll Hmmmm.. let me ponder on this for a while..I was not actually going to wear the pink gown this MOS@ICS cruise as I have 2 others instead..Hmmm..

wonder if I can actually FIND this glue stuff in our podunk region.....Hmmmm... have to think some more...:grin..Joanne
 
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TinaLee

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One question Red - the spray glue will wash off YOU with soap and water, but what will it do to the fabric of your gown?? Or do you mean you'll spray it to the bra so it doesn't go south?? also, I don't see spray glue doing much to lift and separate....unless.... wait Cutie - Mark can hold them up after you spray them... then slip on the gown and make sure they get glued into the correct location... LOL ... I need coffee -- it's too early to be visualizing all this stuff about complete strangers... I'll never be able to shake Mark's hand at this point!

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red stripe

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now I would want to put a tiny bit on a gown somewhere before I went to town with it maw, but my understanding is that is widely used at beauty pageants by the contestants. and I would imagine that with cutes pink dress..(for example) she would spray her parts and then lean over and pull that dress up.. thereby catching her parts in an upright position if you see what I mean :grin
so funny.. I am tempted to try this out just to see how it works.. thinking about a Cotton tee for a trial :lol but I would do a test spray of the glue onto my forearm first.. as I seem to be very allergic to some glues. :grin
so if anyone gets up nerve to try this.. let us know.
but I would test yourself, and a small hidden part of the dress first :lol
 
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Cruise cutie

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:thumb Exactly Red..my thoughts too..as I have LOT's of skin allergies too..:(..I'll think on it some more.....but it does have merit!!./...:grin...Joanne
 
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seamom

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LOL....I think you allergic sensitive gals should just use Elmer's glue-ALL that the kids use in school to be on the safe side....:grin..........hmm....the one with the COW on the label...:lol I've just looked at their site and can't see any usage for this particular state of affairs but they do sell CRAZY glue too and the way this thread has gone...THAT is more appropriate perhaps...:lol

Stay tuned.........sometime this weekend I intend to post the male cartoon model of HIS version of the duct tape usage... :grin
 
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defritz

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Actually... um... I've used the spray-glue before =blush

It worked pretty well for me, but I'm ... ummm... "pettite" in that area :grin You may also want to still use the "petals" because when it gets cold... well, you know what I mean :lol
 
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The Cruiser

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Going from duct tape to rabbit ears to spray on glue....Going to be one very interesting cruise...................
 
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GloBug

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Well, this will make it even more interesting. I talked to my friend yesterday. He CAN make duct tape jock straps. Of course, they would be lined to make it even more comfortable for you guys! LOL!

He said for formal nights, he could put a little bow tie on them for you, a la Chippendales.

Who's first in line? Come on guys, don't shove, he can make enough for everyone... imagine the looks of admiration on the ladies' faces as you walk into the dining room... then when you go for a stroll after dinner on the deck... oooh la la... You will be the envy of all.

 
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Einstein

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This spray on adhesive could put a NEW meaning on Marking sticking with CC the WHOLE night. :grin Glo ... I believe the BEST be MORE duct tape than whats in that photo. :lol

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