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Maw's Office Ramble

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by maw, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. Cruise cutie

    Cruise cutie Guest

    =lolgang=lolgang=lolgang......................hahahahaha..Ok I'm back from Prime Rib and NEW LUGGAGE........at 65% OFF no less ..............so I'll think about you all visualising it, BUT I DO know of 6 @ddicts it has worked for..including me...NOW if I decide NOT to take that gown.on MOS@IC......=devil.....however..there is a clue..the gown is PINK and you DO have a photo of me in it neiner neiner neiner....:grin..:)..Joanne
     
  2. Tread

    Tread Guest

    Being the nice guy I am, I will cheerfully volunteer to help any lady that needs help holding things in place while she carefully places the tape on herself. :grin :rasta :grin :rasta
     
  3. lizardstew

    lizardstew Guest

    Wow, Tread...what a handy helper you are!!!
     
  4. TinaLee

    TinaLee Guest

    I don't know, I still like the idea of Cruise Cutie using Hooked as her demonstration model for the lift and separate uses of Duct Tape!

    But that was a mighty kind offer there Tread!
     
  5. Cruise cutie

    Cruise cutie Guest

    WHoo HOO Tread such a man...=love...sigh ..........TOO bad..you're not on MOS@IC ............we'll tell Barb you offered..such a gentleman....:grin...............Joanne
     
  6. TinaLee

    TinaLee Guest

    Okay, since I don't need the back-less version... I did find THIS ....

    <img src=http://www.ks.uiuc.edu/~tskirvin/pics/events/MardiGras-2003.03.04/tn/img_1167.med.jpg>
     
  7. lizardstew

    lizardstew Guest

    It looks like she has some sort of duct tape bottom there too....
     
  8. red stripe

    red stripe Guest

    Chip.. you gonna model that?

    Tread.. you are all hands.. uh I mean heart :lol
    what a guy..

    Well, I do not know if any of you remember a few years ago.. I had surgery on my leg and it turned out that I was highly allergic to the clue they used on the tape.. remembering that.. there is no way I am going to wrap my upper parts in Duct Tape :lol
     
  9. alaskanpeach

    alaskanpeach Guest

    He said Hell No, He Wont Model. :lol
     
  10. red stripe

    red stripe Guest

    WAIT!!!!! isn't there a cure for removing warts using Duct Tape?? if I remember correctly.. you apply Duct tape and that tiny round little protuberance falls off.....
    and you are going to make a BRA out of this??
    ROTFLMAO

    I can just imagine the "lost and found" department after Formal night..

    "oh excuse me.. did anyone turn in a left side 36 C?" ...
     
  11. red stripe

    red stripe Guest

    peach..... he is such a wuss :grin
     
  12. Cruise cutie

    Cruise cutie Guest

    36C?????????????? OMG not since my young and perky pre-kids days...or 9 months preggers...36C..??? ......ROTFLMAO...........RED....sigh only in my dreams.....................=lolgang..Joanne
     
  13. alaskanpeach

    alaskanpeach Guest

    Yeah he tends to be a wuss most of the time. LOL
     
  14. red stripe

    red stripe Guest

    Oh.. so it was not yours?? then who will step forward to claim it?? not me.:lol not my size either :grin perhaps one of the infamous "Duct Tape Six' will come forth and take the poor lost soul to her .. ah.. breast :grin
     
  15. iluvcruzin

    iluvcruzin Guest

    This cracks me up. Years ago back in the late 80's/early 90's, strapless dresses were pretty popular. strapless Bra's are very uncomfortable for those endowed. I used to use Velcro. I took one side and put it in the inside of the dress. Then I put the other on my chest. When I put the dress on I put the 2 Velcro pieces to gether and Viola! Nothing could fall out. :grin
     
  16. Donna - dsw

    Donna - dsw Guest

    Boy - see what I miss when I have to work and can't check the web site. I don't care what falls out - - I won't use duct tape! Red - even if you cover the "Rosebud", it won't matter if it is hanging to the ground.
     
  17. Wuollebear

    Wuollebear Guest

    I have always read Maw's Office Ramble but have never spoken out, you guys are killing me!! This is just the funniest thing ever! I have all of these visuals in my mind. Worse yet....I'm sitting here looking at myself thinking I need to figure out how to try this! :grin It never used to be an issue but now "they" could use a little help!
     
  18. BobTuck

    BobTuck Guest

    Okay, I've read this entire post - started three or four responses and I cannot come up with anything. :lol

    I am imagining telling my dw - Remember the other day when we watched Hooked get his toenails painted? Well, now were headed over for a long island tea and watch Joanne duct tape her boobs - Its gonna be fun!

    As for a duct tape jock strap --- Not on you life! :lol
     
  19. red stripe

    red stripe Guest

    maureen, what length stitch did you use?

    well yes Donna... if it is hanging out on the floor...... then I guess there is no disguising it :grin

    bear... you will have to join the class :lol
     
  20. The Cruiser

    The Cruiser Guest

    Likes the idea Six Pack jock strap. :lol Which Six guys WILL stand up and volunteer?!?! :rasta
     

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