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Maw's Office Ramble

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Cruise cutie

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#61
=lolgang=lolgang=lolgang......................hahahahaha..Ok I'm back from Prime Rib and NEW LUGGAGE........at 65% OFF no less ..............so I'll think about you all visualising it, BUT I DO know of 6 @ddicts it has worked for..including me...NOW if I decide NOT to take that gown.on MOS@IC......=devil.....however..there is a clue..the gown is PINK and you DO have a photo of me in it neiner neiner neiner....:grin..:)..Joanne
 
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Tread

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#62
Being the nice guy I am, I will cheerfully volunteer to help any lady that needs help holding things in place while she carefully places the tape on herself. :grin :rasta :grin :rasta
 
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TinaLee

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#64
I don't know, I still like the idea of Cruise Cutie using Hooked as her demonstration model for the lift and separate uses of Duct Tape!

But that was a mighty kind offer there Tread!
 
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Cruise cutie

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#65
WHoo HOO Tread such a man...=love...sigh ..........TOO bad..you're not on MOS@IC ............we'll tell Barb you offered..such a gentleman....:grin...............Joanne
 
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TinaLee

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#66
Okay, since I don't need the back-less version... I did find THIS ....

<img src=http://www.ks.uiuc.edu/~tskirvin/pics/events/MardiGras-2003.03.04/tn/img_1167.med.jpg>
 
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red stripe

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#68
Chip.. you gonna model that?

Tread.. you are all hands.. uh I mean heart :lol
what a guy..

Well, I do not know if any of you remember a few years ago.. I had surgery on my leg and it turned out that I was highly allergic to the clue they used on the tape.. remembering that.. there is no way I am going to wrap my upper parts in Duct Tape :lol
 
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red stripe

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#70
WAIT!!!!! isn't there a cure for removing warts using Duct Tape?? if I remember correctly.. you apply Duct tape and that tiny round little protuberance falls off.....
and you are going to make a BRA out of this??
ROTFLMAO

I can just imagine the "lost and found" department after Formal night..

"oh excuse me.. did anyone turn in a left side 36 C?" ...
 
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Cruise cutie

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#72
36C?????????????? OMG not since my young and perky pre-kids days...or 9 months preggers...36C..??? ......ROTFLMAO...........RED....sigh only in my dreams.....................=lolgang..Joanne
 
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red stripe

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#74
Oh.. so it was not yours?? then who will step forward to claim it?? not me.:lol not my size either :grin perhaps one of the infamous "Duct Tape Six' will come forth and take the poor lost soul to her .. ah.. breast :grin
 
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iluvcruzin

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#75
This cracks me up. Years ago back in the late 80's/early 90's, strapless dresses were pretty popular. strapless Bra's are very uncomfortable for those endowed. I used to use Velcro. I took one side and put it in the inside of the dress. Then I put the other on my chest. When I put the dress on I put the 2 Velcro pieces to gether and Viola! Nothing could fall out. :grin
 
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Donna - dsw

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#76
Boy - see what I miss when I have to work and can't check the web site. I don't care what falls out - - I won't use duct tape! Red - even if you cover the "Rosebud", it won't matter if it is hanging to the ground.
 
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Wuollebear

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#77
I have always read Maw's Office Ramble but have never spoken out, you guys are killing me!! This is just the funniest thing ever! I have all of these visuals in my mind. Worse yet....I'm sitting here looking at myself thinking I need to figure out how to try this! :grin It never used to be an issue but now "they" could use a little help!
 
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BobTuck

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#78
Okay, I've read this entire post - started three or four responses and I cannot come up with anything. :lol

I am imagining telling my dw - Remember the other day when we watched Hooked get his toenails painted? Well, now were headed over for a long island tea and watch Joanne duct tape her boobs - Its gonna be fun!

As for a duct tape jock strap --- Not on you life! :lol
 
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red stripe

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#79
maureen, what length stitch did you use?

well yes Donna... if it is hanging out on the floor...... then I guess there is no disguising it :grin

bear... you will have to join the class :lol
 
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The Cruiser

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#80
Likes the idea Six Pack jock strap. :lol Which Six guys WILL stand up and volunteer?!?! :rasta