OT (or maybe not?) - Angels, as explained by children

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ShipMaven

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Angels, as Explained by Children

Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold."

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Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos
anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it."

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Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you
go to heaven; then there's still the flight training to go through. And
then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes."

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Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to
go do something else."

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Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much
good for science."

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Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!."

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Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to
heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead."

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Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts
to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado."

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Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you
lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money
under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the
winter."

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Sara, 6 "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a
very good carpenter."

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Jared, 8 "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and
boys didn't go for it."

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Antonio, 9 "My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big
head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth."

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Katelynn, 9 "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick
animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they
help the child get over it."

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Vicki, 8 "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in
love, they shoot arrows at them."
 
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MARIPOSA

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Very interesting delimna here ShipMaven. Waaay OT, dear to everyone's heart, and especially inspirational to those of us who are depressed. LOL I vote that it belongs right here. :thumb

Hugs to you for sharing this with me.
Mari
 
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connie seabee

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Thank you for posting this MaryAnn, I got a real chuckle reading it. I'm going to pass this on to my family and friends.
 

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