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OT / Your cheatin' heart

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by Lynn D, Mar 26, 2002.

  1. Chippsetter

    Chippsetter Guest

    Going to try to sew this moose leg on him as a replacement
     
  2. Lynn D

    Lynn D Guest

    You call that a "limp"???? Throw him in a pool and call him bOB!!
     
  3. seamom

    seamom Guest

    ( the camera pans the chaos and zooms in on an innocent bystander who has been watching the chat world flash by, she looks puzzled yet amused........is she more guilty than she looks.........does she have something to add to this insanity..............)
     
  4. Seawall

    Seawall Guest

    Look, last time I saw Lucky, he was headed to Alaska. He was muttering something about Iditarod................................
     
  5. Barbarak

    Barbarak Guest

    SW,he ran off after you 'pulled his leg' too much!
     
  6. Barbarak

    Barbarak Guest

    Chip can he get a roll in Northern Exposure then????
     
  7. Chippsetter

    Chippsetter Guest

    Hmm, if I replace his other three with moose legs maybe I can win this race
     
  8. hstrybuf

    hstrybuf Guest

    Innocent bystander is amazed and confused. Decides to have another drink so she can maintain her reputation as a lush.
     
  9. Seawall

    Seawall Guest

    Ok, the drunken Aunt told me she had a sister named Seamom; and that the sister had a thing about smoked dog legs.............
     
  10. Lynn D

    Lynn D Guest

    SM has been called in to do an artist's rendoring of the missing pup. While all clues lead to Alaska, there is still some talk about the circus and perhaps Lucky has joined a travelling show of sorts in the SC/NC area. He has perhaps changed his name to "moose dog" in light of recent plastic surgery.
     
  11. Barbarak

    Barbarak Guest

    If we can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear can we possibly make a moosemobile out of a 3 legged dog?
     
  12. Chippsetter

    Chippsetter Guest

    Darn. The rest of the team can't keep up
     
  13. seamom

    seamom Guest

    Alas...........I never knew i has a sister til tonite............and a savage one at that.......but I ain't no do leg eater..................and I'm a non-smoker at that!
     
  14. Lynn D

    Lynn D Guest

    "CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip"

    Lucky is finding it tough to run with that one big leg and those three little ones that now don't touch the ground!!
     
  15. Chippsetter

    Chippsetter Guest

    Fixed that earlier. now have extend legs of other 9 dogs
     
  16. seamom

    seamom Guest

    What the heck is that critter............the mutant belonging to my long lost sibling.................here puppymoose,,,puppymoose...come on boy.........
     
  17. Lynn D

    Lynn D Guest

    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
     
  18. Seawall

    Seawall Guest

    NEWSFLASH....
    Anchorage Alaska (AP)
    Iditarod team disqualfied...................
    After a careful inspection of the winner's of the 2020 Ititarod has revealed the lead dog is not the REAL lucky, but a Clone. Apparently, Mr. Chipp, the local vet, is rumoured to use Moose Legs in his cloning machine.............
     
  19. Barbarak

    Barbarak Guest

    Lil pass the valium or viagra to sm......................
     
  20. DisneyBlonde

    DisneyBlonde Guest

    Wow, sounds like someone has OD'd on their estrogen pills. Just say no, people. lol
     

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