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OT / Your cheatin' heart

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by Lynn D, Mar 26, 2002.

  1. Lynn D

    Lynn D Guest

    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    CLOP, clip, clip, clip. CLOP, clip, clip, clip
    clip, CLOP - oh damn!
  2. seamom

    seamom Guest

    Diz..........flutters to the board, ponders joining the weirdos in chat and thinks wisely to go to bed instead...................
  3. Chippsetter

    Chippsetter Guest

    Hmmm.Hair transplant here, transplant there. looks like dog. Full kennel too. just in time for 2021 race under new name
  4. Lill

    Lill Guest

    Ok, which of you peoples has been into my estrogen? That stuff is prescription only!
  5. DisneyBlonde

    DisneyBlonde Guest

    This is frightening. Who are you people? lol
  6. Barbarak

    Barbarak Guest

    We will never tell..................................... watch for the YoYo !
  7. Chippsetter

    Chippsetter Guest

    Hey E, glass is empty
  8. Seawall

    Seawall Guest

    Yeah, Diz, we will never tell who we are......... and that Yoyo is a killer.
  9. Connie Cebee

    Connie Cebee Guest

    oh seawall , you can't hide the truth, for the story is out
    what really came about.

    It seems that poor Lucky the dog was lurking behing the tree for he had duties to do, you see.

    Behold, before his eyes poor pooch does discover

    , that seawall is lunching at auntie for the wiskey she holds

    Don't ya all think thats a bit bold???

    Poor lucky, lets all hope that he will recover.

    Hide Poochy, from her TOTO

    Perhaps you can get Einstein to protect him with his fabulous yo yo.

    Oh by the way cabin boy has found his new joy, I think you friend is being coy!!!!
  10. Toni Rock

    Toni Rock Guest

  11. Lynn D

    Lynn D Guest

    So where does it all end? Who knows? Perhaps the saga will continue in the days and weeks to come. Here's what we know at the time of signing off:

    Lill and Cabana Boy are happily living in NC. He has successfully completed the sex change operation and, hey, the Viagra helps.

    Chip is happily selling moose pelts (white with black spots) to raise funds for the 2021 Iditarod, by which time he suspects he'll have the dogs' running up to par with the rest of the field (CLOP, clip, clip, clip). He is joined by Barbara who has a fondness for the outdoors (though it does give her plumbing problems from time to time). She is working on a new invention which attaches small sails just behind the dogs in an attempt to capture some wind power for the big race.

    SW was last seen running from John's aunt, who is now attempting to hit her over the head with a magnum of bad champagne, while Hstrybuf is taking notes for her new novel on the arrival of moosemobiles to the Alaskan frontier.

    Kathy is still hanging out at the vets, trying to rescue Toto's little dog, who now resembles a moose, and E is still insisting that his yoyo is off limits (Red disagrees).

    Sue has moved to Alaska because she heard about a pipeline that needed help (and frankly is tired of Barbara's calls), and Cynthia has taken Cabana boy to small claims court to get her Judy Garland records and pink shoes back (it was supposed to be a loan)!!

    JackiD has entered re-hab as she is convinced we've all been watching her family for years. The voices are telling her to stay calm, but the entire episode has left her feeling weak at the knees!

    Mal, still quite confused about the man who convinced her he was her twin sister for all those years, is also entering rehab. At last check, she was dating Robert Downy Jr.

    Lynn D married Mel Gibson and is living happily ever after, while SM and Diz are filing papers to have us all committed.

    Nite all, it's been fun!
  12. Gayle V

    Gayle V Guest

    The glass is empty 'cause Lucky, the limping dog, swiped your favorite libation. Either that or he's scarfed down one to many rum cakes.
  13. Mariposa

    Mariposa Guest

    Darn, missed a great night in chat. Sounds to me like Lucky ain't so lucky. Especially since spending the evening with a bunch of lunatics who have no where else to go each evening except cyber space to chat. Maybe he lost his leg while trying to find the door to the exit. Probably hit the delete button instead of escape. :lol :cheers
  14. gambler

    gambler Guest

    ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!! I skipped chat tonight to pack for our Las Vegas trip. What was I thinking.......
  15. Sgrane

    Sgrane Guest

    And what about the butler?
  16. Sgrane

    Sgrane Guest

    By the way...what is wrong with you people...you're all insane! :grin
  17. JOHN(NJ)

    JOHN(NJ) Guest

    Had to go out for awhile and when I came in this morning.............. I will never leave you guys to help me out anymore. Who taught Lucky to smoke? I come back and He's sittin back with a newport, smoking jacket and little red weejuns on his feet. Auntie is in her cups chasing someone around with a broken bottle. Two guys are running around the front lawn with their pants around their ankles. Thanx alot. And we also needed a reporter to write it up? I sure hope this isn't a pre cursor to the next addict meeting.
  18. nieciez

    nieciez Guest

    The boardwalk will never be the same John......
  19. OK - can we start over from the beginning? LOL!!!
  20. Doreen

    Doreen Guest

    Is that your puppy bull terrier? That is the sweetest looking dog and my favorite breed!

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