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Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by John, May 29, 2016.

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  1. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
    William Arthur Ward
     
  2. bob

    bob Chief Engineer Staff Member

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink - Steven Wright
     
  3. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies. ~Rudy Giuliani
    How many of us are grandparents???
     
  4. bob

    bob Chief Engineer Staff Member

    Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. ― W.C. Fields
     
  5. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin
     
  6. bob

    bob Chief Engineer Staff Member

    :thumb:
     
  7. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on - Dean Martin
     
  8. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine. Oliver Goldsmith
     
  9. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    I married the first man I kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. - Barbara Bush
     
  10. bob

    bob Chief Engineer Staff Member

    A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life - Muhammad Ali
     
  11. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields
     
  12. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    :icon rolleyes:You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you. - Yogi Berra
     
  13. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle
     
  14. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground - Teddy Roosevelt
     
  15. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. ~Evan Esar
     
  16. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    “Believe none of what you hear, and only half of what you see.” Benjamin Franklin
     
  17. Flyingfish

    Flyingfish Well-Known Member

    Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
     
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  18. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    So true, so true, so true!!!! Just look at our candidates for high office!
     
  19. glo-ree-bee

    glo-ree-bee Well-Known Member

    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.
    - Jimi Hendrix
     
  20. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill
     

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