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" The 3 Little Pigs"

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by JOHN(NJ), Aug 28, 2006.

  1. JOHN(NJ)

    JOHN(NJ) Guest

    The Three Little Pigs




    Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

    "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

    "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

    "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

    The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

    "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

    "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

    "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

    The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert."

    I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

    " I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.



    "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.





    "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"


    But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"






    You're gonna LOVE me for this....







    The third piggy says -




    "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
     
  2. Rubysky

    Rubysky Guest

  3. Cruise cutie

    Cruise cutie Guest

    :grin..sigh..... Bad John.. very Bad.......:nono......Joanne
     
  4. Mal D. Olive

    Mal D. Olive Guest

  5. maw

    maw Guest

    John you are back---good one there son.
     
  6. Donna - dsw

    Donna - dsw Guest

    Cute and with this group of addicts we have plenty of little piggies wanting beer! lol
     
  7. Judi

    Judi Guest

    "......we have plenty of little piggies wanting beer!

    And champagne and wine and martinis and margaritas and mudslides and mai tais and pina coladas and bloddy marys, etc., etc., etc.

    :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :party
     
  8. Olga

    Olga Guest

    Oink-vey, what a joke!
     

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