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The puzzling unanswered questions of life

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by Krazy Kruizers, May 13, 2010.

  1. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    The Puzzling unanswered questions of life

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
    are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
    is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
    but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
    a revolver at him?

    Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    DOES A CLEAN HOUSE INDICATE THAT THERE IS A BROKEN COMPUTER IN IT?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
    always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
    something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
    cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
    give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone ram our ankle with a shopping
    cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
    Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
    idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
    off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
    when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife
    told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then
    don't take up sky diving!

    And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
    four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of
    your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
     
  2. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    Ha! Those are good ones...and I recognize a few of them too. :smile:
     
  3. Jeanie

    Jeanie Well-Known Member

    good ones!!!
     
  4. S&M in Pgh

    S&M in Pgh Well-Known Member

    "Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and hotdog buns come in packs of 8?"

    Wakko
     
  5. Beryl

    Beryl Trivia Specialist

    More grins and giggles for me...probably because I recognise that I do too many of these things! :biggrin:
     
  6. earl_m

    earl_m Social Host

    As Corky said. You are on a roll:doubleup::doubleup:
     

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