Tips for cruise shi dating

For any single cruisers out there, you might want to check out this list to avoid dating faux pas:

The Worst Things You Can Say When Trying To Get a Date on a Cruise Ship

....I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.

....I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?

....I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the police."

....Wait till my wife hears about this!

....Nice dress. Could I try it on later?

....I have an Inside Cabin and I’d love to see you inside it.

....I may be bald and overweight but you shoulda seen me years ago.

....My cabin has a twin bed. Maybe you and your twin sister could join me?

....Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Maybe we could go to my cabin and put our pieces together.

....Are you free tonight or will I have to pay? :D