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"" Training for Upper Management ""

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by JOHN(NJ), Jun 6, 2005.

  1. JOHN(NJ)

    JOHN(NJ) Guest

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male
    buffalo with the other, and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of
    coffee. After gulping the coffee down in one swallow, the Indian turns and
    blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out.

    The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
    another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
    the waiter, "Want coffee."

    The waiter says, "Whoa, Buddy! We're still
    cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about anyway?"

    The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position --
    come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
    disappear for rest of day."
     
  2. Corky

    Corky Guest

    Ha! I see it every day!! :grin :grin

    Thanks for the laugh!!!
     
  3. Rubysky

    Rubysky Guest

    I thought all men were adept at that. They don't need any training. lol
     
  4. ShipMaven

    ShipMaven Guest

    :grin :thumb
     
  5. BobTuck

    BobTuck Guest

    If you ask me that was a bunch of bull shoot :lol Good one John!
     
  6. Oops! Sorry.. Ken here..

    LOLOL!! way funny partner... Honestly I though you were gonna say Special High Intensity Training GIt it? LOL!!
     
  7. iluvcruzin

    iluvcruzin Guest

    Hey John.. I resemble that remark!!! :lol Just kidding :grin
     
  8. bOB

    bOB Guest

    <img src=http://addictscove.com/bob.php?image=outhouse.jpg>
     
  9. Lisa

    Lisa Guest

    I, too, see it every day at work.

    bOB - love that pic!
     
  10. Princess Pat

    Princess Pat Guest

    Chuckling, chuckling, chuckling. Quite true.

    Pat
     
  11. JOHN(NJ)

    JOHN(NJ) Guest

    Once again bOB you have captured it in a visual .................................................
     

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