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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?', St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the
largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll
kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'.......................

'Couple of minutes ago.'