DAWN!! At 9:26 a.m. you wanted to play; at 2:43 p.m. you decide you have to work?! Well the boss is gone so as they say...when the rat's away the cat will play! (LOL!) (I had to change that to suit our purpose!)
I'm ready to leave work now...1 hour to go (or less) and I'm outta here!! woo hoo!!
*** Newsflash from the Jewish Community *** (on MSN that is!)
They're ALL freaked out about you guys. Phizer's still stunned. He should be on tonight, but he's a little busy at work (being the end of the month)...
As for the others in my Judaism Social chatroom and in my MSN Jewish Community, they can't believe what efforts you guys are putting in.
And the MVP goes to ..................... (drumroll please)...............
I gave them that link to Bang It Out
They don't chat in the chatroom anymore ... too busy navigating that site :S
They've set it onto their favourites. Mazal tov to you!
AND AHEM .... I will take this opportunity to explain the sex through the hole in the sheet thing ...
I have never met a Jewish man willing to do it through a hole in the sheet. I have BEGGED for it, to no avail. I wanted to do it, just to say I DID IT! Fact is, it's a myth.
From Snopes.com (an urban legend site) ...
"... Such is the case with the "sex through a hole in the sheet" rumor. None of the three branches of Judaism (Orthodox, Conservative, or Reform) require this of their adherents, and indeed taking the joy out of marital sex in such a fashion runs directly counter to all things Jewish. Whereas in some branches of religion sex within marriage is supposed to be primarily for the purposes of procreation, throughout Judaism it's viewed as a celebration of couplehood Ã¢â‚¬â€ man and wife are supposed to enjoy each other, whether kids are the goal of the encounter or not."
I still wanna have sex through a sheet ...
Life's a beach
OMG!! First, the first-annual-I-need-to-get-a-life-award and now this...MVP in Jewish relations! I gotta put those on my resume!! hee hee!
I'm actually thrilled I found that site Cheeky, if I find anything else of interest to the tribe I'll let ya' know!! (BTW: I knew the whole hole-in-the-sheet thing was a myth, that's why I didn't ask about it...but thanks for clueing in the others...Cruise-girl said you and Dawn were the only 2 to "get" the previous lingo-laden post!! lol) Also, is it possible that having sex when 3-sheets-to-the-wind, can count as a "sheet sex" encounter? LOL! (sheet sex, not sheep sex! LMAO! that's probably sacreligious...though not as much so as it would be with a pig! ALTHOUGH...I dated a guy once that was, I thought, quite a pig, so... I gotta go do my Selichot again!!)
Baby love a boy scout?!? HA!! That made me LOL!! hee hee
P.S. Before you say it George...yes, drugs, lots and lots of drugs!! LOL!!
Got a post from Bob yesterday (welcomed us to the boards), wanted to know if we would be interested in moving this whole thread over to the RCCL board where we would get more traffic...what does everyone think?
Cheeky, in between all that sheet sex, did you find any time to call that number for the Jewish Community in Cayman. Sheep, or no sheep, you are not getting out of this cruise. I got another email today, I will forward it to you. Understand, if you were looking to ditch us, it's now to late.
Arrielle and Anne said hi. You are all invited to Arrielle's b-day party on Sat. (leave the sheep at home). All I can say is..."20 screaming 2nd graders...thank God for Peter Piper Pizza".
Hey, by the way, we have another birthday girl in the group...."HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENISE"!
Lordy, Lordy look who's 40!! LOL!! (Dee has yet to arrive at work this morning...she has a meeting and won't be in until after 10 or 10:30 - FYI.
Dawn, you messed up our margins you wacko!! LOL! No HostKristi to fix it either. Dang it! Are you working today or what girl? My boss will be around today so I don't think I'll have much time to post. (We'll see! I can always sneak in now and again!)
George, you crack me up!
Jim - singing, again - lol! You go BL!
Hope everyone has a great day...it's rainy and gray here...wish we were back in the caribbean...St. Maarten's clear aqua blue water in the background...the gentle rocking of the waves against the boat...putting me to sleep...lol...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...