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What is bOB?

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by Mal D. Olive, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Mal D. Olive

    Mal D. Olive Never met an olive I didn't like

    I have been giving this some thought lately, and I have reached the conclusion that the conclusion is just that. Considering all possibilities, and weighing in the extreme differences that are sometimes present, it leaves one in a state of what the heck that can only be solved by the absence of the difference. Having said that I leave you with this to ponder…..if he is what he is and not what he is not then what is the true difference that was originally presented? I know this may sound complicated, but take comfort in knowing that whatever the outcome may be, there is always a way out through the basement door.

    Yours in Olives….

    Mal D.
     
  2. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    HA! Any way you want to spell it, it would all come out Bob, boB, bOb, BoB... it's all deep. A bob by any other name, would still be a Bob... or would it? A Bob is a boB is a ...well you know how it goes..unless he's a Dave.
     
  3. Judi

    Judi Well-Known Member

    Susan, you need to take a pill and chill...you can't possibly understand what that idiot said. We've been married for over 27 years, and I don't have a clue what he says when he waxes philosophic! :huh:
     
  4. Mbandy

    Mbandy Well-Known Member

    I think I just pulled a muscle in my head....

    Medicine please, extra dry..extra olives.
     
  5. Karry

    Karry Well-Known Member

    You are giving me a headache. :hammer: :bang: I will take the way out thru the basement door! :eek:k:
     
  6. GloBug

    GloBug Senior Flea Coller Tester

    All I know is that that's what a dead body does... so maybe that explains the unexplainable part of the mystery of it all.
     
  7. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    What happens if you don't have a basement door??
     
  8. suer182

    suer182 Forum Manager Staff Member

    What a bunch of crap to wake up to
     
  9. Krazy Kruizers

    Krazy Kruizers Holland America Specialist

    It's the weekend!!

    Time to relax.
     
  10. Cruise cutie

    Cruise cutie Well-Known Member

    :whistle:..........................................................He's back...............Mal that is....bOB well he never really is gone, or back...he's kind of here..or there, or everywhere........................LOL...

    ..or not......:cheer:.........................................Joanne
     
  11. seamom

    seamom Well-Known Member

    Judi, I did chill reading Mal's message :) Then I relaxed and joined in...if ya can't beat'em~ that's against the law. You go have a cup of coffee and a moment's peace while we keep him busy here.

    Suer!!!! Play nice... (heck..where's the tongue-sticking-out emoticon when you need it?)
     
  12. Corky

    Corky Well-Known Member

    Sounds like someone hit the olives extra hard last night. :bang: :lblue:
     
  13. connie seabee

    connie seabee Well-Known Member Community Sponsor

    I can use a couple of olives or the drink it goes in after reading that.
     
  14. Jamman

    Jamman Carnival Specialist Community Sponsor

    I understand him completely!!! :biggrin:
     
  15. Karry

    Karry Well-Known Member

    We have our own language in New Jersey that only WE can understand...:whistle: That is because we are so special! :biggrin::egyptian:
     
  16. Funnel

    Funnel Sweden Unleased - Special Contributor

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    Mal, I think you need some of these...

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    :biggrin:

    /Erik
     
  17. Tobyn

    Tobyn Well-Known Member

    I am not sure what the trouble is. It makes perfect sense to me. bOB is bOB unless he is not. If he is not, then obviously it remains. The difference is just that. Why complicate it?
     
  18. JacquieP

    JacquieP Well-Known Member

    Uh, Judi......why in the world did you let him out of his cage?????? Please put him back immediately, before he further scorches his brain! All the olives in the world won't make it better, even those lemon sized ones at the fruit stand in Ensenada.....right next to the motel sign that offers rates by the hour.
     
  19. Calgon1

    Calgon1 Awaiting results of mental evaluation

    Clear as mud!

    (but, only if you have a dirty mind)
     
  20. Karry

    Karry Well-Known Member

    This thread is cracking me up. :clap::biggrin::bigsmile::doubleup:
     

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