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wrong dance

Discussion in 'Community Message Board' started by earl_m, May 8, 2008.

  1. earl_m

    earl_m Guest

    The 60's

    It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date
    with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

    "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a
    seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"

    "Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.

    "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

    "Oh, probably catch a movie, then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt
    shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."

    "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

    "Really?" Fred asked, eyebrows rose.

    "Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

    "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

    "Well, thanks for the tip!" Fred said as he began thinking about alternate
    plans for the evening.

    A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture
    wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a
    bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.

    "Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left.

    Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house
    and slammed the front door behind her.
    "Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The damm dance is called the Twist!
  2. ShipMaven

    ShipMaven Guest

  3. Tobyn

    Tobyn Guest

  4. Mbandy

    Mbandy Guest

    =lolgang =lolgang
  5. Rubysky

    Rubysky Guest

  6. Donna - dsw

    Donna - dsw Guest

    Right date - wrong dance!
  7. gottacruz

    gottacruz Guest

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