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Zero to 200

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by Cyndi, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. Cyndi

    Cyndi Guest

    :D Zero to 200
    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new automobile for weeks.
    He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on
    any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

    "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in four seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

    So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

    Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday, the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please
    send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.
     
  2. red stripe

    red stripe Guest

    ROTFLMAO :)D (tu)
     
  3. Mbandy

    Mbandy Guest

    =lolgang
     
  4. Donna - dsw

    Donna - dsw Guest

    Cute and I agree with her! lol
     
  5. devilkinder

    devilkinder Guest

    Wow...I agree with her, and i think my bf KNOWS that if he did that to me it would have the same ending. hehe:D
     
  6. Lady Jag

    Lady Jag Guest

    :lol :lol That's cute. I thought you were talking about my favorite car, the Mercedes SLR McLaren!! :lol :lol
     

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