Zero to 200

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Cyndi

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#1
:D Zero to 200
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new automobile for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on
any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in four seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday, the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please
send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.
 
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devilkinder

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#5
Wow...I agree with her, and i think my bf KNOWS that if he did that to me it would have the same ending. hehe:D
 
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Lady Jag

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#6
:lol :lol That's cute. I thought you were talking about my favorite car, the Mercedes SLR McLaren!! :lol :lol
 

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