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Zeroing in...................

Discussion in 'Know Before You Go' started by bOB, Oct 2, 2001.

  1. bOB

    bOB Guest

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  2. LindaC

    LindaC Guest

    <HTML>That's not funny, bOBERT! Do you have any idea what it costs to have a brick carport pillar replaced? I do! ;)</HTML>
     
  3. Einstein

    Einstein Guest

    <HTML>Many of us do LindaC. :lol


    :cheers
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  4. sgrane

    sgrane Guest

    <HTML>:lol ! You got that right bOB!

    :D

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  5. Einstein

    Einstein Guest

    <HTML>Good thing you splurged this weekend Scott. :D Now you are back to square one again. :lol


    :cheers
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  6. Einstein

    Einstein Guest

    <HTML>OK bOB what is it that you are insinuating here??? :lol I am waiting for you to wriggle outta this one. :D Good thing you have a cruise coming up!!!



    :cheers
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  7. nieciez

    nieciez Guest

    <HTML>Why do women always get the bum rap as drivers....my husband has had far more tickets them me :)

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  8. ljeanbrown

    ljeanbrown Guest

    <HTML>I'm with Denise on this one! We do get a bum rap.But it was a cute joke!





    Laurie :wave</HTML>
     
  9. sgrane

    sgrane Guest

    <HTML>I will support a woman completely, I will hold a door open for them and treat them with respect...but 90% of woman out their a awful drivers! Not to say there are not good woman drivers or bad male drivers. I drive to work in the morning and it amazing how many woman are putting on makeup, eating, reading, thinking about the next store etc.! When your behind the wheel your 100% attention should be toward the road and the cars around you. The minute you apply lipstick...hate to say it...that person is being a fool. Are pretty lips worth a life? I think not!

    Wow, I know I'll get bashed for this one! (And you warned me E! :D )

    PS. Even my wife admits woman are awful drivers!

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  10. Donna - dsw

    Donna - dsw Guest

    <HTML>I have seen just as many men talking on the phone, eating, and reading the newspaper while driving as I have seen women putting on makeup.

    I do agree that 100% attention should be on driving.

    But, this said my girlfriend could use a copy of this cartoon. She has driven into every garage door they have owned. lol

    Good one bOB. Thanks
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  11. Seawall

    Seawall Guest

    <HTML>Scott, am I reading you right; you are saying 90% of ALL women drivers are AWEFUL ????????? Whoa, that's a pretty strong statement....... Wonder what percentage of tractor trailer rig drivers are women?</HTML>
     
  12. Judi

    Judi Guest

    <HTML>Well, folks, let's take a poll out there.

    How many men have gotten tickets?

    How many women have gotten tickets?

    Let's see, Michael's had TWO, and I've had NONE. :girly

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    ~~~~~~~Judi in Hamilton NJ~~~~~~~
    Wishing you Blue Skies & Calm Seas!</HTML>
     
  13. DisneyBlonde

    DisneyBlonde Guest

    <HTML>I need to weigh in on this one...who pays more for insurance, 18-yr-old boys or 18-yr-old girls? And which sex registers more drunk driving offenses, men or woman?

    If you guys want to take a jab, you better stick with jokes about PMS! LOL!

    Diz</HTML>
     
  14. sgrane

    sgrane Guest

    <HTML>I knew I be in trouble for that one! :D

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  15. angelpugs

    angelpugs Guest

    <HTML>I have a picture, FOR REAL, like this one, with one exception....it's HIS that has to be parked in the mangled side of the garage!!

    I was in the van, SCREAMING at him to stop as he barrelled through the door! And in my 2 week old van to boot! I refuse to get the door fixed until HE learns to pay attention!!

    By the way, he plays speeding ticket BINGO, with tickets in 6 different states, and I have ZERO!!

    Take Care, All!
    Jaime</HTML>
     
  16. LindaC

    LindaC Guest

    <HTML>Jaime,

    Not only did my husband once start to back out before he opened the garage door but he ALSO backed out another time and ran my car into his son's (which was parked in the driveway)!

    All I ever did was move the brick pillar a bit off center ;)

    Ticket score:

    Linda = zero
    Mel = LOTS of 'em</HTML>
     
  17. Einstein

    Einstein Guest

    <HTML>Told Ya Scott! :lol

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  18. <HTML>well i says its probably a good thing i don't know how to drive! :tout</HTML>
     
  19. Lisa

    Lisa Guest

    <HTML>Scott, Scott, Scott..........I can only reiterate what all the other ladies said. I can say that my younger brother used to call me Mario Andretti when I was younger, but then he was Dale Earnhardt!! lol I have had one ticket in 20+ years of driving; my brother currently has a suspended license...........need I say more?</HTML>
     
  20. bOB

    bOB Guest

    <HTML>They call it P M S because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.................</HTML>
     

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