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bob

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We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. - Carlos Castaneda
 

glo-ree-bee

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"The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires." --William Arthur Ward
 

bob

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Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day - Alfred E Neuman
 

bob

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Went to the Pub again last night.
There was this very BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.” The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
W. C. Fields
 

bob

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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles M. Schulz
 

bob

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
 

bob

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. - Groucho Marx
 

bob

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There are few things in life that hard liquor and a hammer won't fix. - Jeff Foxworthy
 

glo-ree-bee

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  1. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
    -- George Burns
 

bob

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And also said:
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
 

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