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bob

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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. - Jimmy Durante
 

bob

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Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten. - Eddie Murphy
 

glo-ree-bee

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
 

bob

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so, since we are on a trend he wasn't all that dumb

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. - Ronald Reagan
 

glo-ree-bee

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Another Reagan quote that has humor in it on a serious topic. “I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.” – The New York Times
 

bob

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
 

bob

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Not always................

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
 

glo-ree-bee

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Mark Twain



"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself!
 

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